Red Right Hand

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	High
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	High
Level 2 (Lustful)	Low
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	Very Low
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	Very Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	Very Low
Level 7 (Violent)	Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	Very Low

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1: Hellboy hasn't had sex with anyone since splitting up with Stacie. That was in '83. No flings. No libido satisfaction. No one night stands. Nothing. There are priests less celibate then Hellboy.

2: ...he would have been tempted, if Kate Corrigan had intimated she was interested in him in anything but a professional manner. Very tempted. She's a good friend, intelligent, but -- a coworker, and human. Whether or not something would have happened, who can say?

3: The knowledge that some part of him was born from a human mother-- even if he was gestated in the soul, and born in hell-- makes him feel a little better; like choice is really a possibility, and he may avert the inevitable.

4: If he could retire-- really retire-- and not ever have to deal with another supernatural thing ever, he would want to run an orphanage and have a billion kids underfoot, and just be -- giving back to the world what his father gave to him. Understanding, love, and not giving a damn that he was not Broom's flesh and blood.

5: Hellboy can sing; he's a bass, sang in church choir when he was stationed on a base for any extended time. He fell out of going to church-- and singing-- as he got older-- but he's got range and volume like few out there. Of course, this might have to do with the fact that he is four hundred pound eight foot tall goat-demon guy. But maybe he's just well vocally trained, too!

"Get The Door - It's Hellboy." was also particularly hilarious.

Hellboy was not sure how to handle Zuko asking to be taken out of the building-- to look for things, he said. Scavenging. He'd done rosters, no body seemed to need him for too much direction now that peace was mostly attained (cept for that sticky, persistent problem of 'Harth') and he was apparently-- well, getting antsy. Not that Hellboy couldn't understand that, but--

-- this was the boss. Not that his boss-- his father -- hadn't done field work, even up until his old age, but--

In the end, he caved.

Zuko proved decent company. Neither talked much, but when they did they didn't waste words. Zuko could be tempermental, but at the moment, was fairly good natured.

So they scavenged. Clothing, this time (Mel needed pants) and other things. And they came upon a place they'd never seen before.

"Dancing Crane," Hellboy translates the name from Chinese, and Zuko seems intrigued; cranes are a sign of fidelity; the mating dance is a ritual for lovers. He's looking for things for Mel, so they both take this as a good sign.

They are not disappointed. Inside there are things. Part decor, part sales good. Part-- well, everything. There is a section for jewelry from around the world, another for clothing made naturally -- in styles native to Asia, the Middle East, Africa, done in traditional fabrics. There are mukkluks! and Zuko grabs pairs for Katara and Sokka, picking the furries, blued woven things and throwing them in with what they'll bring back.

And then they find the cart.

It is a little rickety now -- after sitting here holding up dried, decorative bamboo -- but that doesn't matter. They empty it and start to fill it up; Hellboy can pull it, he's sure.

Clothing, soap, books-- Zuko grabs a jade hook for Sokka, a blue topaz pendant for Katara, and he choses a multi-colored opal drop for Melaka. Aang, he finds a red dragon kite. "I used to have one of these," he says to Hellboy, and the big man just laughs at him. There are batons, wrapped and colorful, for Ty Lee, and for Azula, Zuko goes pratical-- clothing to replace hers, in reds and blacks of their homeland, and pins to hold up her hair -- so she'll remove the bloody crown, Hellboy guesses.

Hellboy considers, and finds clothing for Angua. Things that will suit her color; blouses in blues and greens, cool colors to her warm skin. He is not so much the jewelry giving type.

They grab soap, incense, books of all sorts and they bring those back too. CDs are ignored -- Zuko doesn't understand them and Hellboy isn't interested. Pieces of art are examined. "We'll bring things back," he says, "And add this to the map."

And they head home--- a big red man, and a boy, and a cart.